The sticker that makes your car funny
Turn your boring ride into the funniest car in the lot
Slap one on. Watch strangers laugh, snap pics, and ask where you got it.
€7,95 each
- Free shipping over €25
- 14-day money-back guarantee
- Weatherproof vinyl
The full range
Pick your warning.
His, hers, the driver's dignity, and the original in four languages. Grab a set or mix your own.
Why it works
One sticker. Three reasons your car gets noticed.
Breaks the ice everywhere you park
People stop, smile, and start conversations. Your car becomes the one everyone remembers — not just another silver SUV in row C.
Peel, stick, done in 10 seconds
No tools, no mess, no bubbles. Slap it on and it stays put through rain, car washes, and highway speeds.
Won't wreck your ride
Premium vinyl removes clean with zero sticky residue. Change your joke, swap the sticker, sell the car — no damage, no drama.
See it in the wild
Looks even better on your car than on the screen.
Bold colours. Crisp print. A punchline that hits from three lanes away.
- Holds tight at motorway speeds — no curling, no peeling
- Survives rain, sun, and automatic car washes
- Removes clean — no sticky mess, no paint damage
The details
Built to last — which means you get…
Weatherproof vinyl — stays bold through rain, sun, and car washes.
Strong adhesive — holds tight at motorway speeds, peels off clean.
Universal fit — works on any car, truck, or bumper.
Fade-resistant ink — looks new for years, not weeks.
10-second install — no tools, no bubbles, no frustration.
Multi-pack value — share with friends, prank the whole family.
The difference
Why HAZARDSLAP beats the cheap stuff
| Feature | HAZARDSLAP | Generic decals |
|---|---|---|
| Stays bold after months of sun | ✓ | ✕ |
| Survives rain & car washes | ✓ | ✕ |
| Holds at highway speeds | ✓ | ✕ |
| Bold, funny, made to be noticed | ✓ | Meh |
| 10-second bubble-free install | ✓ | ✕ |
| Removes clean — zero residue | ✓ | ✕ |
Risk reversal
The "laugh or your money back" guarantee
Slap it on. If it doesn't get a laugh within 14 days — or you don't love it for any reason at all — email us and we'll refund every cent. No returning the stickers. No questions.
Questions
Frequently asked
How long does shipping take?
Printed to order in the EU within 24 hours, Monday to Friday. Standard EU delivery is typically 3–7 working days after dispatch.
What's your return policy?
You have 14 days from receiving your order to cancel and get a full refund, no reason needed — EU customers have this as a legal right of withdrawal. Email hellohazardslap@gmail.com or use the cancellation option in your account. You don't need to send the stickers back.
How big is each sticker?
90 x 48 mm — about the width of a bank card. Big enough to read from a lane away, small enough to sit neatly on a door jamb, bumper or window.
How do I apply it?
Clean and dry the surface, peel the backing, press from one edge to the other. Ten seconds, no tools, no bubbles.
Make your car the one they remember.
Free shipping over €25. 14-day money-back.
Add to cart — from €7,95- 14-day guarantee
- Free shipping over €25
- Weatherproof vinyl